What have you got time for?

12 min read

The Weight Room

The average age in the Tuesday session is seventy-eight. The deadlift record is held by a woman of eighty-four.

Moods: Funny Heartfelt

11 min read

Room for One More

The table seats eight. There have been between eleven and nineteen people at Sunday lunch every week since 2014.

Moods: Cozy Funny

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The Baker’s Dozen

The thirteenth item is free, has always been free, and is the subject of the longest-running dispute in the family business.

Moods: Cozy Funny

12 min read

Nobody’s Fool

The card school at the Anchor has run every Friday since 1991. Everyone agrees that Alf cheats. Nobody can catch him.

Moods: Funny Twist ending

12 min read

Correspondence Course

He enrolled in a beginners' Welsh course in 1998. The course closed in 2003. His tutor never told him.

Moods: Funny Heartfelt

12 min read

The Queue

Nobody knows what the queue is for. It has been there since Tuesday. It is now the third largest employer in the district.

Moods: Dark Funny

12 min read

Nine Lives of a Municipal Cat

The cat has no owner, four names, and an official parking bay. The council has stopped fighting it.

Moods: Cozy Funny